Me= Yolanda
Me: Cori said you are a bastard, covered in bastard sauce and stuffed with bastard filling. 12:24 AM
Tony: Sluts 1:04 AM
Me: What are you doing 1:17 AM
Tony: Watching a documentery on paul wall the rapper 1:18 AM
Me: Gay. Haha 1:19 AM
Tony: Correction its on the E channel and its called rapper wives 1:20 AM
Me: Super gay 1:27 AM
Tony: Your mom 1:27 AM
Me: I'm telling! 1:38 AM
Tony: Rat 1:57 AM
Me: Skunk 1:58 AM
Tony: Cow 2:00 AM
Me: Pig 2:07 AM
Tony: Pigeon 2:50 AM
Tony: I'm going to wake you up so early tomorrow just to piss you off watch . . And its all cori's fault for making such a rude comment 3:08 AM
Tony: You bitches covered in bitch sauce 3:10 AM
Tony: Whatever the hell that means 3:10 AM
Me: Whatever. That would require you waking up early too 3:26 AM
Tony: Oh, I beg to differ if I dont go to sleep then I dont need to wake up . . Take that you lil' slutbag 3:35 AM
Me: I am telling your mom you used that word again 4:12 AM
Tony: I'm telling your mom that you are one and she's going to be very disappointed in you. . 4:14 AM
Me: At least I get laid! 4:16 AM
Tony: Paid to get laid. . . Taking personal checks under "services rendered" slutbag indeed 4:23 AM
Me: Whatever! Your just mad because all your friends love me 4:26 AM
Tony: You're a "geisha" cause that's the asian equivalent to a slutbag 4:36 AM
Me: I'll kill you. That's Asian for "I'll kill you" 4:37 AM
Tony: Only 3.5 more hrs till you get a wake up call 5:11 AM
Tony: I think i'm on crack cause i cant sleep whats your medical opinion? 5:12 AM
Me: Crackhead for sure. And my phone is going on silent 5:40 AM
Tony: I'll call your house 9:14 AM
Me: HATE YOU BASTARD SAUCE 9:52 PM
Tony: Would that some how make of related to mustard sauce? 9:53 PM
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